9/25/2023 0 Comments Best dirty pick up lines![]() You be the wind, I’ll be the sails, and you can blow me all night long.Are you Medusa? Because you made me rock hard. ![]() Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill…But, you look like you’re into Stranger Things.Damn girl, are you a toaster? Cuz a bath with you would send me straight to heaven.She: I have a boyfriend, Me: so what? Every story has a villain.I’m not a Hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.I was vegan till I met you, Then all of a sudden I had butterflies in my stomach.May I help borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll return it back.People call me John, but you can call ME tonight.Are you breakfast? Cuz I miss you every day.Do you also come in careers? I wanna do you for a living.Are you made of grapes? Because you’re fine as wine.Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.I’m going to complain to Spotify about you not being this week’s hottest singles.Use these hilarious pick-up lines to impress your crush. If you have that humor, you’re good to go! But if not, we are here to help you. Girls usually like guys who have a great sense of humor. I like my girls like my charging ports.If I were an Octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, The woman of my dreams!.Excuse me, I think you’ve something in your eye.Are you a science nerd? Because I have my ion (eye on) you.Do you know what’s on today’s menu? It’s Me ‘n’ U.
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